FRANK ZAPPA Quotes you should know it will change your life | 25 best Quotes FRANK ZAPPA 1. "So many books, so little time." 2. "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." 3. "If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it." 4. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." 5. "A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open." 6. "Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST." 7. "Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny." 8. "I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird." 9. "Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring...