Arik Quotes Evereday

George Carlin 25 Best Quotes you should know it will change your life | Smile, Laugh | Arik Quotes Evereday 1.  “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” 2.  “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” 3.  “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” 4.  “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-know...

 FRANK ZAPPA Quotes you should know it will change your life | 25 best Quotes FRANK ZAPPA 1.  "So many books, so little time." 2.  "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." 3.  "If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it." 4.   "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." 5.  "A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open." 6.  "Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST." 7.  "Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny." 8.  "I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird." 9.  "Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring...